Musings

"I'm making a portable"

"A portable what?"

"I don't know - I've only made the handle."

What 'they' should do is create a function on mobile phones that allows you to send a text message to another person's phone which instantly and automatically removes your contact details from their address book.

I'm patenting this because it is such a brilliant idea.

The choice has been made - violin and drums.

Are there any other two instruments that could strike more fear into the hearts of the parents of a seven year old who wants to learn how to play something? 

Headaches - we face you head on and embrace you.

I'm sure I've looked for this before now and failed to find it.

Claire's been sorting out some stuff from our office and shredding our past.  In amongst it all she's found our first ISP correspondence (Easynet, 1995) and also a cheque for £1.16 to me from Orange from the year 2000.  I'm going to pay it into the bank tomorrow and by doing so I'll invalidate all of Orange's accounts, and therefore shareholder payments, for the last eight years.  Be very afraid if you have shares in Orange.