Musings

The choice has been made - violin and drums.

Are there any other two instruments that could strike more fear into the hearts of the parents of a seven year old who wants to learn how to play something? 

Headaches - we face you head on and embrace you.

I'm sure I've looked for this before now and failed to find it.

Claire's been sorting out some stuff from our office and shredding our past.  In amongst it all she's found our first ISP correspondence (Easynet, 1995) and also a cheque for £1.16 to me from Orange from the year 2000.  I'm going to pay it into the bank tomorrow and by doing so I'll invalidate all of Orange's accounts, and therefore shareholder payments, for the last eight years.  Be very afraid if you have shares in Orange.

... you're laying a wooden floor and you find yourself sharpening your pencil with a Stanley knife.

Argos have really outdone themselves in the January sales this year. Get yourself down there quickly to snap up this amazing price slashing bargain. They've knocked an incredible 0.023 percent off ipods.