How to Win at Eurovision

Rich of March House

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Saturday, May 29. 2010

How to Win at Eurovision

1) Start your song off with a big bang or effect or something.  Honestly - these countries who start off softly with silly balletical movements and wind in their hair are on to a loser.  So far, Moldova and Greece win this aspect for me.  They started off how they meant to go on.

2) Have an unusual musical instrument.  No-one wants to see a dull grand piano - get yourself a neon blue violin like Moldova or, better yet, an angle grinder like Turkey.  Woo!

3) Be Spain and bribe the judges to get yourself another go at the end of the evening.

4) Don't be UK.

That's my running commentary for now - we're only up to Albania so about halfway through.  Might post some more words of winning later.

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