Surely this won't work? Isn't swine flu a virus?
In follow up to my letter of 17th September, I write to inform you that we now have one pupil in the Prep section of the School who has been prescribed Tamiflu. Therefore, we will instigate the next level of precaution. This means that pupils, staff and parents will be asked to use bacterial gel before entering certain areas, such as the dining rooms.
Does this mean that the first letter wasn't about Claire then?
If you erroneously believed swine flu was carried by bacteria, surely you'd use anti -bacterial gel.