Rich of March House

So three devastating items of news this week:

• Legendary actor and dancer Patrick Swayze is no more
• Legendary chef and bon viveur Keith Floyd is no more on the same day
• Legendary musical prodigy pair Chas and Dave are to split up

Life doesn't get any worse than this.

Surely this won't work?  Isn't swine flu a virus?

In follow up to my letter of 17th September, I write to inform you that we now have one pupil in the Prep section of the School who has been prescribed Tamiflu. Therefore, we will instigate the next level of precaution. This means that pupils, staff and parents will be asked to use bacterial gel before entering certain areas, such as the dining rooms.